how to make a wooden dildo

Hey, so I just had an idea that’s a bit ridiculous, but here it is: How to Make a Wooden Dildo! I know it sounds crazy, but it can actually be done if you have some tools and the right materials. I figured I’d share my experience so you can give it a try for yourself, if you’re feeling adventurous!

First of all, you’ll need some supplies – a wooden dowel, a woodworking saw, some strong adhesive, a block of sandpaper, a measuring tape, and a drill. It may also be helpful to have a few other basic woodworking tools, such as a ruler, a square, and a clamps. Additionally, you’ll need some safety goggles and gloves, vibrators just in case.

Once you have all the supplies, the first step is to measure the wooden dowel to make sure it is the right size. You’ll need to make sure it is long enough to satisfy your needs and wide enough that it isn’t too uncomfortable. Cut the dowel to size with the woodworking saw if needed.

Next, use the drill to create two holes in the dowel – one at the top and one at the bottom. The holes should be just big enough for the adhesive to fit through, but not so large that the adhesive leaks out. After this, apply the adhesive to the dowel, and then tightly wrap it around the item you want to make into a dildo. Be sure you cover all of the surface area and press the adhesive firmly into the dowel for a good bond.

Then it’s time for sanding. Use the block of sandpaper to sand down the edges and smooth out any rough parts on the wooden dowel. It’s important that the surface is as smooth as possible so you won’t have any unexpected snags during use.

Finally, it’s ready to be used! It’s always a good idea to use a condom with homemade wooden dildos (and any other type of dildo). Plus, it’s important to clean it after each use and store it in a safe place where it won’t be inadvertently damaged.

There you have it! With the right tools and a bit of patience, you too can make a wooden dildo. Who knew?

Now, while a wooden dildo can be quite cost-effective compared to store-bought toys, you do have to be aware of the potential risks like splinters or flesh being pierced if the surface is not completely smooth. Being prepared with a few other tools and supplies can help minimize this possibility. For example, if you have a jigsaw or lathe, those items can be used to shape the dildo to make sure it doesn’t have any sharp edges. Additionally, a surfaces enhancer like beeswax can also be used to give the item a glossy finish to reduce the likelihood of splinters forming over time.

Another tip that I’d suggest is to avoid using pine or softwood for your dildo. Because these types of wood are so soft, they can be easily damaged if dropped or not stored properly. Hardwoods like oak, walnut, or apple wood are much less likely to be damaged and are often used for woodworking projects. Even better, they can also provide a more pleasant “feeling” during use.

If you’re feeling adventurous, why not paint your homemade wooden dildo in different colors or patterns? This is a great way to express your individual style and, let’s face it, it sure beats plain wood! A few coats of acrylic paint plus a sealer will ensure that the paint and any details you added remain intact, no matter how often you use it.

Finally, if you’re looking for a bit of luxury during your sensual adventures, why not try adding gemstones or beads? You can find these items at beads shops, craft stores, and even online. They can add a special touch to your wooden dildo and make it truly unique.

So there you have it! With a few supplies and a bit of creativity, you can turn a basic wooden dowel into a one-of-a-kind wooden dildo. What do you think? Are you up for the challenge? Let me know your thoughts.